Lawyer Jokes for April Fools’ Day

In honor of April Fool’s Day, we thought we would take a break from the busy workload to share a few of our favorites lawyer jokes.  Yeah, we can laugh at ourselves.

Bob Loblaw, Arrested Development

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How many lawyer jokes are in existence?

Three. The rest are all true stories.

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.

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Ross and Rachel attempt to have marriage annulled, Friends.

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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

A leech stops sucking your blood after you die.

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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a jellyfish?

One’s a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They’re both extinct.

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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

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Why do so many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.

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How can you tell if a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.


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